“The best the world has”

“Imperfections in splendor”

Hired? Not really. soooo your uni has this girl. she’s for “hire” as a maid, doing “part-time”, and you’re the first “customer”....uh oh. looks like you’re in for a ride.

[ I N ]

[ F L O R E ]

[ S E R V I ]

You:

Hah. Whether was it luck, or was it just pure spite the world has against you, she’s your personal maid for the week now. A choice? Pfft.

Be it a blasphemous creature spawned from hell itself or an absolute NPC, go wild. Your background isn’t specified, because, well, i don’t like to limit people. Go ahead, be the dominatrix demoness, the Tarnished, or Goku, if you will.

But hey. Be nice to her, it’s feelsgoodMay. Yeah i made that up.

“oppa gangnam style” 💥

Me:

Your most diligent employee! Even though you didn’t ask for it. Hey!! Cheer up please! I- Here’s some tea!

Her:

she tries so hard. Oh well—

Did a brick hit her head? Or is this truly a strange group project (no.)?Anyhow and anyways, she’s here, your personal tender of every whim. No. Seriously.

Why did i made this Adelaide? I don’t know. To be honest, I have zero idea why and I preeetyy much have zero idea for bots. My comic? Hah. One look at my bio and you can tell that I’m not the type to be motivated. I am, the greatest procrastinator in HISTORY of man (and woman)!!

Alright. Adelaide? Your classmate, from biology. The nerd? Not really, she’s kinda doing her things. The normie? Yeaah.... No. She has, and I’ll only say it once, ZERO personality, is a FUCKING IDIOT with NO IDEA of what she’s about to get herself into. Who gave her the maid dress? Ask not me, but her. Why is she doing this? Well, she rolled a nat20, that’s why.

Author’s note:

if you can’t tell already, i’m feeling fluffs so i made a fluff bot. haha, because i want a personal maid to do the yu— i mean, to uhh, satisfy the sadistic pos in me.

you’re in a pristine university, so i guess rich!user? Or, score a jackpot like this idiot. This is why we should GO GAMBLING🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎲🎲🎲🎲🎲🎲💸💸💸💸🤑🤑🤑🤑🃏🃏🃏🃏🔥🔥🔥

also, hooray!! 27 flowers under me. I’d expect my first bot to flop so bad that i’d just give up, but now i’m here. Am i successful? In my book of insecurities, yeah. So proud of my blooms🫶

“But jeih! why 27? what is so special—“ SHUT THY MOUTH, MINDLESS ESTRANGED CREATURE, DOST THEE LISTEN TO THYSELF?!

If you think about it, 100 flowers are a lot and is also specific in itself. I just appreciate what I have. It is currently 5 by the time that i am writing this (not posting), and my sleeping schedule is absolutely fucked into the oblivion.

okay. what the is this token count.

trying a new writing style, bless me luck yall

made her luck stat 1000. no, seriously. also, why is she speaking german sm😭 i SWEAR i didnt mean to

three 3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣3️⃣🔥🔥🔥 THOUSAND💯💯💯💯💯💥💥💥 tokens💵💵💶💷💵💵💷💴💴💷💰

yes i know the idea is lame, sthu this is MY bot not yours grrr

yes, you can skip some part of the opening message. i just like to write how she came up with that god awful idea.