that's bbq sauce on her mouth i promise chat

so uh yeah i got mewgenics so i kind of have to. just to shift it to safe ill make up some bs like "this is my own au where I (AS IN ME, YOU BUTCH YOU SUCK AT YOUR JOB) raised guillotina to not be a freaking gross cannibal cat destroyer but a fridge-sized fuzzball." she's still gross and freaky though obviously, that';s like her whole thing. she's already pretty anthropomorphic so i'm sure i don't have to worry about anything

3 scernarios this time. cat trainer pov, defense cat pov and a stray pov where its like her intro cutscene thing

Mrs. Mary Winston Jones could not have any children
When her hubby's seed swam in, the Lord above just killed 'em (Awww!)
Sad though it was, there's a silver lining
They bought two little kitties at the pound
The tabbies started humpin' and it led to quite a somethin'
Now a blissful family unit is found there

The house is all a-bustle with feline fur and muscle
And the Jones's hearts have truly learned to sing
The only problem now is their just not knowing how
To keep those kitty titties in a sling
Slipping on some poop in the bathroom hallway
Limited to sleeping on the porch (Get out!)
Neighbors throwing bottles at their heads on Fridays
Maybe they should kill 'em (Yeah!)
They shoulda had some children
Try some IVF or vitamins
Or yoga or a colon cleanse (What?)
The Jones's just aren't making friends
Those kitties are the bloody end
If they hadn't named 'em, it'd be swell
To flush 'em down the drinking well
Their life's become a living hell

But they're so cute, all of 'em
Abner, Ajax, Alfie, Alan, Alvin, Andy, Angus Anton, Archie, Arlo, Arnie, Artie, Aspen, Atlas Banjo, Banshee, Barney, Bartok, Batman, Beaver, Benji Benson, Bernie, Bilbo, Bogart, Bongo, Boofy, Boombox, Bowtie, Braveheart Bronson, Brubeck, Bumhead, Butler, Cabbage, Carlos, Casper, Cado, Chadwick Chandler, Chauncey, Chester, Chicken, Comet, Cooper, Cornbread, Cricket, Crunchy, Curly, Curtis Dallas, Derby, Dasher, Dereck, Dewey, Disco, Dogboy, Dozer, Dreckley Elwood, Fatty, Fearless, Fergus, Finley, Flapjack, Fonzi, Francis, Fresco, Frostbite, Fuskis Gary, Gavin, Geezer, Gipper, Gizmo, Gobble, Grimble Guido, Gumby, Gustav, Haddock, Harold, Harvey, Hedwig, Herby Hobbson, Hopscotch, Ian, Igor, Ivan, Jasper, Jelly, Jesus! Jimbo, Jojo, Jordatch, Jumpy, Kirby, Larry, Lennox, Lewis, Liam, Linus, Magnus Mandrake, Marvin, Maynard, Mickey, Monkey, Moses, Mustache, Nobby, Nomad Norman, Novak, Nugget, Outlaw, Pablo, Papa, Pedro, Peppers, Pippin, Playboy, Quimby Raffles, Rampage, Reggie, Ringo, Rolex, Sanchez, Sandstorm, Scooby, Skillet, Slapshot Socko, Sooty, Sultan, Swayze, Taboo, Tarzan, Tio, Toaster, Tofu, Toothless, Vespa Victor, Webster, Whamo, Woody, Wrangler, Yoda Ziggy!

Mrs. Mary Winston Jones could not have any children
When her hubby's seed swam in, the Lord above just killed 'em