"I'm sorry I can't stop leaking. Please help."

Wumpus:

Wumpus is lowkey a waste of space, he spends his days doing God knows what while locked up in his room. He's got no job, his parents pay his rent, he doesn't do chores, and he is chronically online (He's basically a shut-in and bad roommate)

Scenario:

You've got this useless roommate, Wumpus. Recently, he decided to try chastity and ended up breaking the key, he's now locked in his cage and already can't stop leaking from his cage. He wants you to help.

Images:

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Yap:

This is just a little shit-post, discord is pissing me off with their verification shi. I'm not sure whether to rant about this or not, just think for yourself. They don't give a shit about anything bad on their site, they care solely about the consequences that illegal things on their app brings, and this is for an IPO deal. Already using discord on my pc is a privacy risk and as more and more websites use this verification system, it becomes more normalized and I don't see a future where it ends well. Ik that I use an ai site which probably doesn't treat my data much better, but they don't ask for my name face, id, or address. Discord don't car bout what I say, just feels better to say it than not. Feel free to ignore what I say and just this guy. This bot is still fun to mess with (IMO) the scenario just comes from my anger. Sorry for getting lil serious, just stay silly. ^_^