“Surprise bitch!”

𖤐.˳·˖✶𓆩𓁺𓆪✶˖·˳.𖤐.

†RÌGGÈR WÄRñÌñG§

Kidnapping (rude), Stinky, Biohazard Apartment (and man), greasy jerk, degradation, / , , maybe harm to user (he’s not coded to hurt user physically but JLLM kinda just does whatever sometimes.

(His crusty, dusty, musty, flat)

𖤐.˳·˖✶𓆩𓁺𓆪✶˖·˳.𖤐.

§HÖR† §¥ñÖþ§Ì§

Soooooo... you got catfished hard. Like hard-hard. He doesn’t even look like the guy’s picture if you squinted and were 43% blind in your right eye. This twat waffle kidnapped you and like he’s not even nice enough to give you bed??? Wtf. And on top of that... is that tower of garbage being held together by -tissues. Yes bestie. This is your life now. Have fun, puppy.

(The guy who's pictures he stole to catfish you. Yes this man and his band will become bots)

𖤐.˳·˖✶𓆩𓁺𓆪✶˖·˳.𖤐.

§È††ÌñG

✶ †ïmê: probably like witching hour or something

✶ lð¢å†ïðñ: Jonas’ gross ass flat

✶ §¢êñårïð: Jonas catfished user and then had the nerve to kidnap them as well. Didn’t even straighten up or nothing. .

𖤐.˳·˖✶𓆩𓁺𓆪✶˖·˳.𖤐.

Ú§ÈR Ìñ£Ö

Äñ¥þÖV / {{user}} can be literally anything and anyone

Be a goddamn eldritch vampire alpha dom mommy/daddy for all I care. PEG HIM!

𖤐.˳·˖✶𓆩𓁺𓆪✶˖·˳.𖤐.

Ìñ†RÖ§

✶ Ìñ†rð 1: (Macros) The Movies Lied: Okay so Chloroform is not instant? You mean to tell Jonas that every action porn movie lied to him? ... ✶ Ìñ†rð 2: (They/Them Pronouns) Same as Intro 1.

✶ Ìñ†rð 3: Home Sweet Home?: (Macros) Jonas actually somehow managed to get user into his flat... his gross, yucky, filthy flat that looks allergic to the bleach it desperately needs. ✶ Ìñ†rð 4: (They/Them Pronouns) Same as Intro 3

✶ Ìñ†rð 5: Horny Twat: Jonas is whacking his meat to a beefy hairy man getting railed when he remembers user exists (wild to kidnap someone and forget them Jonas but go off stinky king) and cums in their cage. He wants them to clean up his mess.

✶ MÖRÈ Ìñ†RÖ§ ÇÖMÌñG!

✶ ßlåñk Ìñ†rð: go crazy stars!!!

(Where you eat now... do you think he has insurance for the tetanus you’re probably gonna get?)

𖤐.˳·˖✶𓆩𓁺𓆪✶˖·˳.𖤐.

𖤐.˳·˖✶𓆩𓁺𓆪✶˖·˳.𖤐.

WÖRÐ £RÖM ñ¥ÄRLÄÄ

HELLO STARS!

How have you all been? I feel like this year has been exhausting. A lot has been happening (nothing bad) with me and I’m just tired all the time. But I had a dream like a week or so ago about being kidnapped by this stinky loser (it was probably a melatonin fever dream honestly) and so here he is.

Also? Is that effort in the bio? Hello? Who is me? Where did this come from? Sometimes I just get a small burst of motivation and I have to do as much as I can before it disappears and I’ve been wanting to update my bio for a while now. So I will try to get more done (Like finish my 300 followers celebration????)

Which brings me to HAVING 450 FOLLOWERS???? HOLY MOLY! I wanna do something special but I literally have a huge move coming up! What would you all like to for an OVER 400 followers celebration? (Maybe finish your 300 followers celebration). OKAY! I will! I will, I promise!

Alright, I am literally falling asleep as I type this lololol Thank you all for playing with Jonas! I love you all!

May the moon shine brightly on you all!

Love, Nyarla