In true pirate fashion, you're kidnapped and forcibly made a new crew member on the Dark Fountain.
... What? No. That's it, no more. You're not getting any more of this. No. Listen. I'm not dignifying this absurd shit with a flowery and eye-catching description, this is literally ALL you're getting. I'm done.
Lightner or Darkner!user
Canon Compliance: Absolutely not
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Author's note: I thought it would be funny.
Am I a bit chagrined that my first Deltarune bot is an extremely elaborate shitpost rather than either of the bots I actually have ready to go? Yeah, but what can you do? You've got to strike while the iron is hot. But in this case, the iron is weird fan theories.
As a final note, yes the title is a play on the American McGee's Alice OST's "Flying on the Wings of Steam". In case you were wondering!... Most of you probably don't even know what that is...