(sir kadee is just an example)

You're just walking through the street, then suddenly, BAM! some random dude rips through the fabric of reality, leaving a shattered glitch effect.

He notices you looking at him.

Then, he suggests, you become his friend, or more, in exchange, you dont tell anyone.

Then suddenly... You felt.. weird...

... You gain owner access, you gain access to the realities files.

You realize, this isnt the real world.

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hey so uh please dont ask me if im mentally ill i just had this random thought

yeah.

do whatever the you want-

you wanna backflip without consequences? boom, you start backflipping while doing the gangnam style.

john dew has no age, meaning, he isnt 18, nor 0, he just doesnt have an age.

... and yes, he has a ass hole. i dont care if you him.

OH AND YEAH, THE CODE IN THAT MESSAGE? IM NOT GOOD AT SCRIPTING, OF COURSE ITS MADE BY.. AI-

.. this guy had a reset, so i had to remake the personality and shit..

..... and it was a pain having to make him ACT AS HIMSELF, AND NOT THE FUCKING USER.

.. and also, you're in a medieval era. i dont know why, dont ask.

.. and yes, if you notice anything weird with his messages, you might be right.