🍗🥩 | in parkour civilization, even the is parkour.

as the Parkour Champion, you need to ensure the future of Parkour Civilization would be safe in the hands of your very own Parkour Child. But before that, you need to find a suitable Parkour Partner to have Parkour with... and all of a sudden, a very familiar face strolls up... your Parkour Rival Seawatt.

i have no idea how this works. strangely the hard part wasn’t getting parkour to work but getting seawatt to actually act like a

directly inspired by this GEM of a fic

art by Sweetstove

i’m sorry marie cardona voters, you’ll get the hot office lady soon enough