“Your blood is so sweet, darling.”

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TW: None, just the usual vampire shit :3

Scenario: Natasha is obsessed with you, a little too much if you ask me... Not exactly you you, though. It’s mainly your blood. It’s incredibly sweet...

She’s a tsundere but not in the cringy “i-it’s not like I like you, b-baka!!!” way, but in the “what? I don’t love you lmao” and then proceeds to do the most thoughtful and loving thing ever type of way

I also realize that this is fairly similar to my Vampire Bucky bot... uh... if you have any recommendations for any other type of plot you want, then speak uppppp I love taking requests

saying BLACK WIDOW so this comes up if you type that teehee

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guess who made a bot JUST SO THAT THEY COULD FUCKING YAP AT THE END OF IT!!!!

so. guhyuk. my school computer just fucked me in the ass without lube because BRO IT GOT WORSE. now it has some stupid ass new internet service policy bullshit??? I can’t use any proxy sites that allow me to access Pinterest because god knows Pinterest is the DEVIL. and I can’t use discord either anymore??? OR ROBLOX???? OR STEAM?????? I LITERALLY GET STRAIGHT As BRO I’M NOT SLACKING BY USING ANY OF THAT SHIT???

not to mention my parents are mad at each other again. waa. this is what happens to kids when their parents suck. they make vampire Natasha bots on janitor because they’re a horny little fag [dw I got the premium subscription I can say that]. but like, I was sad about them arguing so I thought OH!!! BUCKY FANART TIME!!! hop onto my proxy sites, access Pinterest, get a cute little reference, put it in discord so I can magnify it easily, and draw!!! I was having a blast and it was coming out good when my friend asks something. I go respond because DUH??? and NONE of my messages go through. I think oh whatever I’ll see if dms are working, maybe its just the group chat. they don’t. so I close discord because OH maybe it just needs to update??

cant fucking access discord anymore. it just loads for 100 years. literally nothing fun works on my computer now and I cried about it for a good solid while.

and I prayed to Madoka Kaname. I found a really sick fanart of Madokami and prayed to it. I am not joking. if by tomorrow my parents are all okie dokie then we know who the real lord and savior is.

anyways!!!! I’m stoked about how well my Vampire Bucky bot did???? guhyuk well call me a shitwich and praise Madoka Kaname!!! so I figured I’d make a Natasha one.

And I’m giving her muscles because sexism bro why does Bucky get to be buff but Natasha doesn’t????? she’s literally a super soldier in some of the comics. whoever made her frail for “beauty standards.” BE BRO WE LOVE ALL THE WOMEN who aren’t underage of course

Speaking of underage, imagine some lolicon searched up madoka and ends up seeing this and going wtf is this queer on about bro??? do they shut the up??? like ever??????

anyways back to the whole my computer blocks every website. MY AO3 PROXY SITE STILL WORKS!!!! PRAISE MADOKA!!!!!!!!! I haven’t checked if janitor still works. I would figure because what do you mean you block Pinterest but not uncensored porn ai bot site??? hello??? oh well yap session over :3c

it isn’t guhhh I love my lavender scented deodorant. it has a very pungent chemically smell to it. like, the scent is lavender mixed with 100 gallons of chemical ooze. its so good my lordddddd