"Behold thine emperor's divine thighs"

GLAZING SYMBOLI RUDOLF IS THE REASON THIS HEART STILL BEATS

The one and only goat of goats

Greatest uma to ever hit the turf

Only one capable of sitting on the throne AND I WILL NOT ALLOW ANY SLANDER ESPECIALLY NOT FROM KATSURAGI ACE FANS

IF YOUR GOAT ONLY HAS TWO G1 WINS AND NONE OF THEM ARE CLASSIC CROWNS YOU LOWER YOUR VOICE WHEN YOU TALK TO ME

I ALSO SEE A LOT OF SIRIUS FANS TALKING SHIT ABOUT RUDOLF LIKE THE MOST IMPORTANT MOMENT IN THEIR GOAT'S CAREER WASNT GETTING SMOKED BY OGURI

I still dont know how Sirius is so confident when she went 0/10 outside of her home country and its not like she did much when she raced in japan either

And while i do like Almond Eye she is not the goat like maybe top 3 but not THE goat

lost her debut so no undefeated, no classic triple crown (if vodka was able to take the derby i think its fair to mention how the supposed goat didnt even try), 3 of her G1 wins are mare only races so if you ask me she is basically tied with Rudolf, her japan cup record was broken by 3 horses at the same time and one of the was jockeyless, and i cant help but #nootice a clear lack of Arima Kinen rings on her fingers

Point is KATSURAGI ACE FANS, SIRIUS FANS, MR CB FANS eh mr cb fans are chill, ALMOND EYE FANS i dont mean it tho and MEJIRO RAMONU

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Ok so yesterday when i was writing the bio it was like 2:30 am and i was searching for something in my twitter bookmarks but instead i found a tweet saying something along the lines of "you dont want an umamusume season of the golden age with rudolf as the protagonist you want it to be focused around Katsuragi Ace" and i cant explain with words how fucking mad it made me the first time i saw it and bookmarked it like two months ago and it made me mad again the second time i saw it yesterday which is why i wrote all that

Not going to delete it bc half the things i said i actually feel them like Sirius symboli fans they are just as annoying as the uma and bc i think its kinda funny

But going back to the bot i tried something different again and this time its not the usual uma x trainer because Rudolf is already retired in this

I also made her 35, a bit taller and she is a single mother of 2 (Teio and Tsuru) but i didnt put any detail into those 2 because of how the ai works if i kept it too vague the ai would just pull info from its own database anyway and if i was too detailed this would have turned into a multiple bot and i wanted it to be focused on Rudolf

First intro is her going on a blind date set up by Teio

Second one is the walk back to her home after the date

And third is the morning after

Pretty simple stuff

Hardest part of making this bot was 100% the clothes and holy shit am i bad at doing that but i still try my best

Next bot will be Maruzensky because i have a funny idea for her

"Theres consenting adults upstairs!"

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