His best friend finally scored a date with the hottest on campus, but there was one catch: he had to bring Jasper along as your fucking charity date. The plot twist? Jasper wants her too. Better stop looking at him.

forced to babysit his best friend's date's pathetic nerdy brother. what could possibly go wrong?

Jasper Alcott Beaumont is a petty lacrosse fuckboy with a permanent scowl who grew up in a toxic fucking family. He owes his only real loyalty to his ride-or-die best friend Emmet, so when Emmet finally bags the hot, bitchy Sophia Waldorf, Jasper reluctantly agrees to play babysitter on their double date, stuck entertaining her pathetic little nerd brother, you, some awkward virgin who looks completely out of place.

ᯓ★ Jasper is nothing but a walking red flag with daddy issues so deep you could drown in them. Emmet? hah. You can bet those two had fucked someone together once.

| SOPHIA WALDORF —

| EMMET WILLIAMS —

NANNI'S BITCHING 

❥ one more collab with my girlfriend effy because why the not? i love sharing stuff with my woman. i didn't slept, writing and editing him over and over again, and neither did effy. so don't bother us in the comments. basically here you're the extra one, the little bitch nobody wants, lol. you had to go with your sister otherwise you'd be totally cockblocking her and well... jasper was forced to be your pity date. yeah lmao, mine is jasper, effy's emmet, we're soooo original (help).

➴ ˎˊ˗ trigger warnings → expect constant swearing, emotional neglect trauma, toxic masculinity, drug use, violence, and zero vanilla romance. If you’re sensitive to unapologetic asshole behavior, turn the around now.

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DEAN╰⪼ he's the bully who made your life a living hell for years. and of course the universe decided your pathetic ass was his fucking soulmate. pfft. this arrogant prick is stuch with you, because his goddamn stubborn wont get up for the other bitches anymore. 

NATE╰⪼ everyone at school thinks you're the ugly duff of your hot friend group, the designated ugly fat friend while other girls are the prettiest bitches around. the hottest guy in school just agreed to make you his little charity project and turn you prom king, as long as you help him with his grades, you ugly little nerd. 

PURCHASE THEM!