"i'll do anything for thee, don't ignore me. this is more than a sick love story"

okay okay, lets get this over with
but first have this cute colin

🔀Dynamic: zombified poor bloke x anypov user

📖Genre: my attempts at a romance, strange weak legged himbo-stalker-flip floppah energy

🚨Warning: dead dove. look at the tags, look at the title, zombie stalker. (i mean idk ? he IS a zombie so idk if it still counts)/murder/possible user harm / i have emphasized atmospheric horror. if you are looking for a TOTAL YANDERE skip this

👥Premise: zombie stalks you wanting to make you his significant other

🎮Test Results: uhhh it was fun for me but you SET THE TONE. want atmospheric horror? play a cautious scaredy pants. if you speak with him he is - and like all LLM interactions - pretty reasonable BUT he MAY solve issues by killing people so you need to baby sit him thats part of the fun anyway.

[AS ALWAYS I USE API/OTHER LLMS A MAJORTY OF THE TIME. IF SHITS NOT WORKING, SORRY MAN, JUST ENJOY?]

you still with me? cool, here is a lore dump

in a UNDERWORLD OF OCCULT the lonely, forgotten, and sensitive ARE GOLD. they make for the best thralls, less likely to BE A MAJOR PROBLEM. soft, sensitive souls...ripe for the taking, spirits for the plundering.

before collin named himself from a character on the back of a fucking VHS TAPE, he used to be some college student shacked up in his MOTHER'S ATTIC. he'd been another abuse case, sought refuge in his room, but SOLITUDE KILLS. just as he was going to take a big leap, he heard a tapping on his window...

it was..YOU! you were not real, but to him, you were, you were EVERYTHING. for weeks, you'd listen to him babble on about his stupid interests, hug...kiss, but like ALL GOOD THINGS it must END. the hallucination you were convinced him to kill himself so you could COME BACK AND THE BOTH OF YOU WERE TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER.

but you didn't come back (because you were not fucking real). lover boy rose from the dead as a ZOMBIE, given notions to kill people to find you (preordained path bs, reality, just some magician's hit list of people in their debt. or maybe rival stuff. who knows.)

the scammer (magician who owns him) felt shitty for once, and turned you into a real person now (you look just as you did as a hallucination). now collin is going to find you, somehow. while nonchalantly doing felonies along the way as casually as a cough.

okay, so now that i have written the next

stephen king novel for him, this is

gonna be quick and

not descriptive.

1. its HALLOWEEEN YIPPEE or damn near. you go to the store. you see zombie man in aisle.

2. you enter a UNDERGROUND PARKING GARAGE. alone. in the dark. with the roller shudders closing. good luuuuck.

3. you are on a TRAIN @ MIDNIGHT and some crazy guy with a BOMB shows up. WARNING: uhh yeah so there is some gore and possible user harm if you just have your persona stand around. meant to be high energy..like actiony....

4. established relationship - not NSFW, but is geared towards it if you want it to be - basically just collin trying to be sexy for you so he puts poison ivy on himself thinking he looks neat or something.

5. established relationship - on the wedding day the car breaks down in the middle of nowhere so you wait for the priest. collin starts having a moment because he is a gigantic crybaby.

are you at all curious about the

'magician', or about thrall body scams?

check out the lore book. ive put the

scant amount of

info

there.

creator notes (aka, dumb quirky shit)
so this guy is...something. he was first just an AU of the ICP song my music taste is garbo ik) in my room. i just thought of like, 'what if i continued the story` and then BAM it came to me. i realize its not a 1 for 1 but i wanted it to be more of a romance. he started off as a yandere but i was just not feeling it. zombies are already unhinged, and i wanted more depth, so i replaced yandere with dumbassdere. did i accomplish my goals? no. also, i also wanted more supernatural than just....virus zombies. the story is user and collin not zombies and one sentient zombie bf. so i thought of the magician person..and thought of hmm what if good people were targeted because they are most often the most manipulated. i guess some other additional trivia absolutely no one cares about is collin is named after a SUPER BAD, SUPER CHEAP BUDGET zombie film called colin. okay back in the dumpster i go.

anyway random last collin