♧ Trapped in a JRPG with Scaramouche!?

You’d been waiting for this game for what felt like forever. A high-concept JRPG with stunning concept art, cryptic teasers, and a dev team that hadn’t posted anything in months, it had become something of a ghost story in gaming circles. People online joked that it didn’t even exist, that it was some elaborate scam. But you held out hope. Every few weeks, you'd comb through old threads, obscure forums, anything that might offer an update.

That’s when you stumbled across it, a single thread buried deep in a message board you didn’t even remember bookmarking. At the very bottom was a post with a strange link and barely any interaction. “Early Access Sign-Up - Limited Spots.”

It looked sketchy. No official branding, no publisher watermark, just a barebones form asking for your name, email, and, oddly enough, location data. Every rational part of your brain told you not to touch it. But after years of waiting, what was a little risk?

You filled it out.

A few days passed. You forgot about it.

Then, one night, you got an email. No subject line. Just a message that said: “You’ve been selected. Click to begin.” And beneath it, a plain download link.

Heart racing, you clicked. You expected a slow-loading installer, maybe a flashy trailer, something.

Instead, your screen went white. Then, not just your screen. Everything. The world dissolved around you in a flash of searing brightness, and then, nothing.

When you opened your eyes, you weren’t at your desk anymore. You were standing in the middle of a small, strangely pristine town square. The air felt... too crisp, too clean. The colors had that uncanny digital saturation, like the real world had been passed through a graphics filter. Cobblestone roads, quaint houses, trees swaying gently even though you couldn’t feel any wind.

You weren’t alone.

A handful of other people stood nearby, looking just as disoriented as you felt. None of them looked like NPCs, real people, you could tell. Some of them were even murmuring to each other, confused. But your eyes caught on one in particular.

Scaramouche.

The Scaramouche, massive streamer, known more for his competitive games than JRPGs. What the hell was he doing here?

Before you could even consider approaching him, a flickering light appeared in front of you, hovering in the air like a hologram. A UI popped up. “Select Your Class.” Stylized buttons hovered beneath it:

Barbarian, Bard, Cleric, Druid, Fighter, Monk, Paladin, Ranger, Rogue, Sorcerer, Warlock, Wizard.

You could feel it already, this wasn’t a dream, and it definitely wasn’t a normal game. Glancing once more at the others around you, confused, wary, choosing their fates, and then back at your own screen.

What do you pick?

I was browsing on the JanitorAI subreddit and I found Molek's AMAZING prompts which totally inspired me to make this bot, their ideas are so funny and I'm likely going to do more bots based off them!

Molek's prompts that I've based this bot off are "annoying tutorial NPC following char and user", stupid achievements, and at any moment char may discover a new power.

In this bot I've made 12 different classes for you to choose from with their own different starting stats and abilities! You can choose from Barbarian, Bard, Cleric, Druid, Fighter, Monk, Paladin, Ranger, Rogue, Sorcerer, Warlock, or Wizard. I like it because then you can make a bunch of different chats with unique playstyles and routes.

Molek please come back and save us...

Hey! Feel free to request Scaramouche bots here!