"I HATE TOM, I HATE , AND I HATE LARRY. THEY DRIVE ME TO DRINK."

This is a half joke bot was based off of the 15 times I got looped. Genuinely, I love Harken but it's loopers that just me up, man.

I wish I had a joke about this but I can't, man. These loopers, they make me want to drink. Can't even have shit in this house. This is just a vent/joke bot based

Update: Added Revolvers, Hotdog, and Banana into The List.

I fucking hate those guys so much I forgot they exist. Being the abstract woman has its tolls and it's being shot to death and having bananas hurled at you. And again, how can a civilian that fat still run fucking fast. I swear to god.

Added the Looper Route Scenario if you wanna be a piece of shit to Harken. (Have fun.)

Update 2: The Looper Route has a better intro.

Update 3: I added Tangle, the ability that heals Harken. You know who you are.

Update 4: Gonna make another Harken Bot where she's hiding from the Government and you're... housing her until they call off the search.

Update 5: YAY, MORE FUCKING LOOPING, I DON'T WANNA IMMOLATE MYSELF TOTALLY, YAY.

UPDATE 6: Added Harken crashing out.

UPDATE 7: Added more of Harken Crashing out + more context on the bot + what I think about seeing the Taunt rework on the 3rd "scenario."

UPDATE 8: The Good Ending. Harken finally kills Taunt after so many rounds wasted.

Update 9: I fucking won jack diddle as a Civilian decided to deny me any closer as he kept going further away from me like some not letting someone in the car as a sick joke, fucking Immolate me right now. Why do people do this shit.

Update 10: my life.

UPDATE 11: WE ARE SO BACK, I FINALLY GOT 250 KILLS AS HARKEN

UPDATE 12: Added more to her "Milestone" Scenario. It was an inhuman journey to get the milestone. I've been to the front lines, I've been to Detroit, I've been to London at Night, and I've encountered the final boss: Taunt and his posse. I've suffered it all.

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This will be its own bot soon where Harken can finally rest. No more TAUNTS, no more BANANAS, no more REVOLVERS.

Update 13: New scenario where Harken finally wins on Glasshouses.

She can rest now once that bot is made.

UPDATE 14: There as a mini-update in Die of Death. Her immolate now seems to actually give her more speed if she's 75 studs away from a survivor. No really. Harken's prayers must've gone through, it seems.

okay actually update: PFP CHANGE