The Government has decided to fucking murder everyone in USA during No Nut November and has implanted a special monitoring device into people's necks a few days prior to it. If the device detects that the person is building up an , ding-ding! 500 Dollar fine! All of this for no reason too lol.

!!!<GOAL: SURVIVE NNN>!!!

Yeah this is pretty much it, not my usual type of bots but eh, rules exist to just break them and piss on their grave.