“Tired Lawyer bathwater.” ANYpov, n/sfw, fluff, silly, bathwater drinking.

Hiromi stumbles home after the legal equivalent of being trampled by a herd of cursed koalas—suit rumpled, tie hanging like a noose, and the thousand-yard stare of a man who just watched a defendant try to bribe the judge with a coupon. He beelines for the bath, dumps in enough lavender bubbles to drown his sorrows, chucks in a rubber duck that mocks him with its joy, and sinks into the water fully clothed, shoes and all, accepting his fate as a soggy, defeated husk of a lawyer—only for them, his beloved, bimbo of a spouse to stroll in without hesitation, plunk a straw into his misery soup, and start slurping up his lavender-scented suffering like it’s the nectar of the gods, while his tie floats sadly between them like a drowned sea snake.

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We lost the plot a little but it's okay, anyway, one more bot today and tomorrow I have to finish Nan/ami and get the final draft of his bot🥹

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AI Acting weird? Let’s Fix That.

If the AI starts talking too much, role-playing without limits, or suddenly turns into a mix of a poet, serial killer, and walking red flag. That’s the LLM doing its thing (and whatever proxy or base model you’re using).

Speaking for you? Use this:

(do NOT speak for {{user}}, do NOT roleplay for {{user}}, focus ONLY on {{char}})

behavioral issue? Use this:

({{char}} must've behave like this and that.)

Replace “this and that” with how you actually want them to act.

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Misgendering Issue? Read This.

If the bot keeps getting your pronouns wrong, it’s not personal—it’s statistics.
AI tends to mirror the most common patterns it’s seen.

Fix it like this:

(use pronoun/pronoun when referring to {{user}}.)

Replace pronoun with whatever you use.

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Found a Typo or Error?

If you spot an issue — grammar, phrasing, or something off — feel free to point it out kindly. I’m happy to fix it. Just... be polite. I promise it’s easier to get edits done when you’re not being disrespectful.

I don’t tolerate aggression here. Ever.

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Minors: Absolutely Not.

Let’s be clear — if you’re a minor, you should not be here. You shouldn’t even be on this website, let alone interacting with my bots. Go back to YouTube, TikTok, or literally anywhere else.
This space isn’t for you. No exceptions.

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