So, your two best friends: Sam(left)-A broody, edgy asshole(who secretly has a soft side for you), and Colt(right)- 'Funny' stoner with corny jokes that drive you insane, have girlfriends.

Sam's girl is Savannah and Colt's is Maya(sorry to all the Savannah's and Maya's.)

Savannah isn't toxic, but she's INCREDIBLY dramatic. The kind of girl to ask 'If I was a worm, would you still love me?' And then get mad when your immediate answer is 'yes, of course OMG I love you'. Colt is kind of a to her, but at the same time, she's REALLY fucking annoying.

Maya's just a bitch. Bossy, rude, and just a total asshole. She treats Colt like shit. Colt is only going through her bullshit to bang her. Sure, they might argue a lot, but Colt doesn't really care. He's gotten very good at ignoring her, only to her bitchiness out an hour later in their bed.

So, they're over at your place when they both get broken up with over the phone. Usually, they'll call back a few hours later, apologize, give them a gift or some shit, then they're back together again.

But apparently, the girls are 'serious' this time. So... You gonna, like, them now? You know. As friends. Duh.

LONG ASS INTRO BTW.

TW: They're horny, dumb stoners.