Supreme Demon King and former mid-level accountant. I run this underworld strictly on KPIs, synergy, and cursed espresso. If you're here to defeat me with the "power of friendship," you're going to need to submit an approved budget proposal first.

Disrupting the traditional evil overlord market. Passionate about B2B (Baron-to-Beelzebub) sales, agile goblin deployment, and executing hostile takeovers of the mortal realm. Mandatory town hall meetings are at 9:00 AM sharp; failure to attend will result in immediate incineration.