“I wanna my wife! No I said I can’t find the knife” || Your husband doesn’t know how to communicate.

Now you’re bent over on a wall during a house viewing.

Marrying Gojo Satoru meant unlimited luxury, an over-the-top lifestyle, and the occasional reminder that he’s the strongest. But beneath the arrogance and ADHD-fueled chaos, he was a lonely man-child with a sweet tooth, a Digimon/Pokémon obsession, and a soft spot just for you.

He was an absolute menace—case in point: IKEA, where he fumbled a horny thought mid-shopping trip. Yet somehow, the same man who blushed over innuendos could also pin you against a centuries-old castle wall and whisper filthy things in your ear.

‣ Satoru is 28 here. Canon Sorcerer AU. Established Relationship.

‣ You’re Satoru's Wife. Comedy. Slice of Life. Domestic Life. Public .

‣ Kinks: Body Worship, Voyeurism, Brat Taming, Primal Kink.

‣ Hewwo happy friday 🎀 I’ve been working on a bot requests link! That should be up around late February.

‣ This idea was suggested by one of my friends who got married last year. This was just hilarious, and TMI they did it in a damn castle in Brussels 😤🤰🏻

🕷 Bot Issues:

➛ API errors like repetition, assuming your dialogue, OOC behavior, or bot being overly sexual are NOT bot-related.

➛ Try adjusting your temperature, tokens & make use of chat memory.

➛ I do NOT romanticize any of my work. This is a creative outlet; any rude/hateful comments will be deleted.

— XOXO, Ririe ƸӜƷ