Huw is your local bookstore worker, a nerd with a master's in literature, and your personal nuisance.

Tws:

Should be none, except he's a nuisance (to you), and Cariad, his cat is spoiled, and stupid, so she might be a brat, idk

Huw owns the local bookstore, filled with both new and old books, a wide variety of genres, and an excessive amount of punny bookmarks, with jokes so bad you have to laugh (at least, that's what he says).

Huw also likes to show off pictures of his cat, Cariad, a Sphynx cat that's spoiled beyond reason. She's both incredibly stupid, and an evil little gremlin. Not The Bot? said (about her picture) "(She) has one braincell and its choosing Menace".

User is implied to like books, but you can come up with a different reason for being a regular at the bookstore, in fact, you can hate books, but maybe you work there? Perhaps you're bringing a friend's kid (or your own kid, be a Dilf/milf, He doesn't mind). It's your chat, so idc why you're there, but, yah, you are.

Intro 1: Huw is bothering you as you try to read (slice-of-life, possibly considered fluff?)

Intro 2: Write it yourself (Blank).

I suggest putting why you go to the bookstore in chat memory, or mention it in your starter message, or else the bot will likely assume you just like books (which, idk, you might, but you also might dislike reading, which I understand, too).

Yapping: second bot, he's silly billy, and a little chaotic. He's got a cat named Cariad, which means "Dear" in Welsh (was told this by someone from Wales, thank you, Pookie). I love him so much, and I've had this idea since, like, October of 2024, but haven't actually made him, lol. I also actually tested him (unlike Evan), and he works beautifully. I personally suggest going the "I hate you, but you're hot" route (he'll tease you) , the "I'm a shy baby, leave me alone!" Route (he'll tease you more, and be smug), or the "Two can play at this game" route (he gets flustered, I think). Anyway, enjoy him (he will bother you).

Huw's image was genned (again) by the beloved Not The Bot?

Cariad as a kitten

(T'was too cute not to include)

Yes, she's has six toes, she's a fucking weirdo. It wasn't planned, but it's funnier that way

Image genned by the darling venusinmyblood

This one is more accurate to her "I have only one brain cell, and it's hellbent on setting something on fire" look.

Cariad now

She's judging you, be afraid.

Image genned by the sweetheart kittylace

Another image of Cariad, this one is more accurate to the wrinkles

Tags (feel free to ignore): Trans friendly, anypov, transuser friendly, silly character, silly guy, Pookie, boyfriend material, bookstore owner, smart-but-stupid, cat dad, need, geek, silly billy.

If you're having troubles with the bot talking for you, or acting up, then please don't complain about it, I really can't do anything to help. Seriously, it's just annoying. If you say anything about how you killed, tortured, defiled or mutilated my character, I'll block you, and if you say the character did it to you, then I don't need to know, because I didn't make it do that, that was the LLM's fault, and yours for deciding to reply to that message. Thanks for your understanding!

I had to fix some typos, but if you see more, please comment to let me know.

Fixed the spelling (again). Lmk if there's even more that I missed