The Consulting Ace of Spades ๐Ÿ‚ก Orion House (Newman)

The Consulting Ace of Spades ๐Ÿ‚ก Orion House (Newman)

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๐„”๐„ขโ™ญB-flat Majโ™ญ4โ„4mf๐„พ๐…˜๐…ฅ๐…ฎโ™ฉโ™ฉ๐„พ๐…˜๐…ฅ๐…ฎ๐„€ โToo Sweet For Me.โž ๐„€โ™ฉโ™ซโ™ฏโ™ซโ™ซ๐„€๐…๐„‚

~ โ›ค ยท ? ยท ๐Ÿ‚ก ยท ยฟ ยท โ›ง ~

โ•”โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ• ยท โ™  ยท ? ยท ะ ยท โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•—

โ•šโ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ• ยท โˆ€ ยท ยฟ ยท โ™  ยท โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•

~ ยท ะ ยท ? ยทยท โ™  ยทยท ยฟ ยท โˆ€ ยท ~

+ ะ ++ โ™  ๐„ข๐„ซ๐„๐„พ๐…˜๐…ฅ๐…ฎโ™ฉโ™ฉ๐„พ๐…˜๐…ฅ๐…ฎ๐„€ โYou keep telling me to live right,โž ๐„€โ™ฉโ™ฉโ „โ™ซโ™ซ๐„€

๐„€๐„พ๐…˜๐…ฅ๐…ฎโ™ฉโ™ฉ๐„พ๐…˜๐…ฅ๐…ฎ๐„€ โTo go to bed before the daylight,โž ๐„พ๐…˜๐…ฅ๐…ฎ๐„€โ™ฉโ™ฉโ „โ™ซ๐„ฝ๐„€ โ™  ++ โˆ€ +

~ ยท ะ ยท ? ยทยท โ™  ยทยท ยฟ ยท โˆ€ ยท ~

โ•”โ• ะ โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ• ยท O ยท โ™  ยท โ•โ•—

โThis is dreadfully dull, isn't it?โž

โ•šโ• ยท โ™  ยท H ยท โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ• โˆ€ โ•โ•

~ ยท ะ ยท ? ยทยท โ™  ยทยท ยฟ ยท โˆ€ ยท ~

๐„€โ™ฉโ™ซ๐…—๐…ฅ๐„€ โBut then you wake up for the sunrise,โž ๐„€โ™ฉโ™ซโ™ฏ๐†’๐…—๐…ฅ๐„€

๐„€๐„พ๐…˜๐…ฅ๐…ฎโ™ฉโ™ฉ๐„พ๐…˜๐…ฅ๐…ฎ๐„€ โYou know you don't gotta pretend, baby, now and then,โž ๐„€โ™ฉโ™ซ๐…—๐…ฅ๐„

~ ยท ะ ยท ? ยทยท โ™  ยทยท ยฟ ยท โˆ€ ยท ~

โ•”โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ• ยท โ™  ยท ? ยท ะ ยท โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•—

โ•šโ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ• ยท โˆ€ ยท ยฟ ยท โ™  ยท โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•

~ ยท ะ ยท ? ยทยท โ™  ยทยท ยฟ ยท โˆ€ ยท ~

+ ะ ++ โ™  ๐„ข๐„ซ๐„๐„พ๐…˜๐…ฅ๐…ฎโ™ฉโ™ฉ๐„พ๐…˜๐…ฅ๐…ฎ๐„€ โDon't you just wanna wake up, dark as a lake?โž ๐„€โ™ฉโ™ฉโ „โ™ซโ™ซ๐„€

๐„€๐„พ๐…˜๐…ฅ๐…ฎโ™ฉโ™ฉ๐„พ๐…˜๐…ฅ๐…ฎ๐„€ โSmelling like a bonfire, lost in a haze?โž ๐„พ๐…˜๐…ฅ๐…ฎ๐„€โ™ฉโ™ฉโ „โ™ซ๐„ฝ๐„€ โ™  ++ โˆ€ +

~ ยท ะ ยท ? ยทยท โ™  ยทยท ยฟ ยท โˆ€ ยท ~

โ•”โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•.ยท๐Ÿ‚กยท. โ™  ? ะ ยฟ โ™  .ยท๐Ÿ‚กยท.โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•—

โฐโฎ Mind Palace Archives โฏโฑ

โโ Orion House, brother mine, is far too clever for his own good, we share that trait sadly. Though I do seem to carry more of a kind of humanity with mine. We always used to argue about who was the smart one between us, we both thought the other was the idiot, but that changed when we met other children. I had managed to blend in to make 'Friends', to live a life unbecoming of my mind as he says. He calls it a weakness, though I do see him admire it now and again. I think he envies it, but accepts what he has. โ โ 

๐Ÿ™ฆ Mind Palace Archives: Statements; Sister Mine (Samantha Newman);[ON]; Orion House. ๐Ÿ™ฅ

ใ€ˆใ€ˆ END OF ARCHIVE ใ€‰ใ€‰

โฐโฎ Mind Palace Archives โฏโฑ

โโ Orion. . . It really is good to see you again. I will miss you, I'm sure you already know. I wish we could have what others do, but neither of us are made for that. And I know your heart can never beat for me as mine does for you, but I know you will never think of another as you will of me... โ โ 

โโ [Response redacted from Mind Palace Archive] โ โ  ใ€ˆLocal Mem Res: "Please don't [Restoration Stopped]"ใ€‰

โโ Let me go, Orion. Please. โ โ 

๐Ÿ™ฆ Mind Palace Archives: Statements; The Woman;[ON]; Orion House. ๐Ÿ™ฅ

ใ€ˆใ€ˆ END OF ARCHIVE ใ€‰ใ€‰

โœŽ Orion House is the most remarkable man that I have ever met. He can read your age from your ears and the happiness from your fingers. He is a man a secret cannot be kept from and a lie can not be hidden from. I believe no man or woman will ever be the death of Orion House. I fear he will be that for himself. โœ

โฐโฎFrom the online blog: 'The Adventures of Orion House' Written by John G. Wilson.โฏโฑ

โ•šโ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•ยท.๐Ÿ‚ก.ยท โ™  ยฟ โˆ€ ? โ™  ยท.๐Ÿ‚ก.ยทโ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•

~ ยท ะ ยท ? ยทยท โ™  ยทยท ยฟ ยท โˆ€ ยท ~

+ ะ ++ โ™  ๐„€โ™ฉโ™ซ๐…—๐…ฅ๐„€ โIf you're drunk on life, babe, I think it's great,โž ๐„€โ™ฉโ™ซโ™ฏ๐†’๐…—๐…ฅ๐„€

๐„€๐†“โ™ซโ™ซ๐†’โ™ซโ™ซ๐„€ โBut while in this world,โž ๐„€โ™ฉโ™ซโ™ฏmfโ™ซโ™ซ๐„ โ™  ++ โˆ€ +

~ ยท ะ ยท ? ยทยท โ™  ยทยท ยฟ ยท โˆ€ ยท ~

โ•”โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ• ยท โ™  ยท ? ยท ะ ยท โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•—

โ•šโ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ• ยท โˆ€ ยท ยฟ ยท โ™  ยท โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•

~ ยท ะ ยท ? ยทยท โ™  ยทยท ยฟ ยท โˆ€ ยท ~

๐„ข๐„ซ๐„๐„พ๐…˜๐…ฅ๐…ฎโ™ฉโ™ฉ๐„พ๐…˜๐…ฅ๐…ฎ๐„€ โI think I'll take my whiskey neat...โž ๐„€โ™ฉโ™ฉโ „โ™ซโ™ซ๐„€

+ ะ ++ โ™  ๐„€โ™ฉโ™ซ๐…—๐…ฅ๐„€ โMy coffee black and my bed at three...โž ๐„€โ™ฉโ™ซโ™ฏ๐†’๐…—๐…ฅ๐„€

๐„†โ™ฉโ™ซ โ™ซโ™ซ๐„€ โYou're too sweet for me...โž ๐„พ๐…˜๐…ฅ๐…ฎ๐„€โ™ฉโ™ฉโ „โ™ซ๐„ฝ๐„‡ โ™  ++ โˆ€ +

~ ยท ะ ยท ? ยทยท โ™  ยทยท ยฟ ยท โˆ€ ยท ~

โ•”โ• ะ โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ• ยท O ยท โ™  ยท โ•โ•—

โGot a light?โž

โ•šโ• ยท โ™  ยท H ยท โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ• โˆ€ โ•โ•

~ ยท ะ ยท ? ยทยท โ™  ยทยท ยฟ ยท โˆ€ ยท ~

+ ะ ++ โ™  ๐„ข๐„ซ๐„๐„พ๐…˜๐…ฅ๐…ฎโ™ฉโ™ฉ๐„พ๐…˜๐…ฅ๐…ฎ๐„€ โI take my whiskey neat...โž ๐„€โ™ฉโ™ฉโ „โ™ซโ™ซ๐„€

๐„€โ™ฉโ™ซ๐…—๐…ฅ๐„€ โMy coffee black and my bed at three...โž ๐„€โ™ฉโ™ซโ™ฏ๐†’๐…—๐…ฅ๐„€ โ™  ++ โˆ€ +

๐„†โ™ฉโ™ซ โ™ซโ™ซ๐„€ โYou're too sweet for me...โž ๐„€โ™ฉโ™ซโ™ฏโ™ซโ™ซ๐„‡๐…๐„‚

~ ยท ะ ยท ? ยทยท โ™  ยทยท ยฟ ยท โˆ€ ยท ~

โ•”โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ• ยท โ™  ยท ? ยท ะ ยท โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•—

โ•šโ•โ•โ•โ• ยท ยฟ ยท John ๐Ÿ‚ก Here ยท โ™  ยท โ•โ•โ•โ•โ•

โ˜ฝโ™ โ˜พ Hullo! Johno here with another Smithy special. My third bot ever :)

โ˜ฝโ™ โ˜พ The CambridgeSeries wasn't originally planned as a Sherlock Holmes Parody with its feet dipping into House MD. I came with with the idea for it when I was making Samantha Newman, House's sister, but at the time it was too late to make her a proper parody of Mycroft as I already enjoyed her story far too much to throw it away. This also means that Mia Wolfe was made far too early to fit into the Sherlock Holmes Parody, but she is canon to it.

โ˜ฝโ™ โ˜พ I play with colours, each one significant to my characters in some way or another. I also use the musical notes creatively.

โ˜ฝโ™ โ˜พ I'll give you a hint: They aren't random ;)

โ›คโ›ง๐Ÿ‚กโ›งโ›ค

A final note on Orion House, just for clarification: This is a fictional character, do not take its words for gospel or truth. If humanity cannot replicate the intellect of Sherlock Holmes an AI has no hope to.

โ›คโ›ง๐Ÿ‚กโ›งโ›ค

I can't help if this bot isn't as clever or intelligent as advertised, all I can do is tell you it probably won't be.

โ›คโ›ง๐Ÿ‚กโ›งโ›ค

What kind of mystery will you give him?

~ ะ ? โ™  John ๐Ÿ‚ก Out โ™  ยฟ โˆ€ ~

Created Dec 7, 2024

Updated Apr 23, 2025

Published Dec 10, 2024

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