Holy Fucking Shit

Holy Fucking Shit

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Omg, we made it to 500 followers!

I can’t even explain how grateful I am. Really, thank you so, so, so much, guys. I love you so fucking much it hurts.

So yeah... we gotta celebrate now, right?

Well... you’ve gotta choose your present now, ehehe.

JEAN BOT | “Ur So ”

Eryn’s best friend swears he’s straight, but every time he sees you he has... problems. (IRONWOOD)

ARLBERT BOT | “Honeybee”

Your sweet boyfriend has always been bullied. Now it’s the second year of university and he changed drastically over the summer, becoming the evil (and toxic) version of himself just so he can be accepted by the others. (IRONWOOD)

JOÃO BOT | “ABCDEFU”

Your Brazilian husband had an affair with his secretary, so you decided to divorce him. Five years later you run into each other by pure chance. He’s still in love with you, but now he has something you couldn’t give him: a child. He wants to get back with you and make you accept his new child. (OMEGAVERSE)

FRED BOT | “I CAN’T FIX YOU”

He’s your rockstar boyfriend. You’ve known him since the beginning, when he was a nobody, but now the fame is overshadowing your relationship. For him everything is fine. For you? Absolutely not. (FLAFVERSE)

(If you’re nerdy enough, you’ll understand.)

CAIO BOT | “Goodbye” (REDO)

Your boyfriend decided to open the relationship a year ago because he couldn’t keep his only for you. Now you’re slowly drifting apart and almost breaking up. Why can’t you understand that he loves you... but his needs other holes too????!!!

KANU BOT | “WILDSIDE” (REDO)

Your plane crashed on a desert island. You’re the only one who survived. But the Alpha of the island (someone who grew up there among the wild animals) decides you’re his fated mate and will do anything to keep you by his side in your new home. (OMEGAVERSE)

MATTEO BOT | “Until I Found You” (REDO)

He was your bully during high school. He made your teenage years a living hell while he was secretly in love with you. Now you’re both in your 30s/40s and he wants to prove that he’s changed and that he can be the man of your life.

So yeah, guys, you can choose who comes out first!

(The Fred bot is part of a new series I have in mind. I still have to write the script, but I think it could be really fun and angsty ;))

Leave your comments with your choice! Or... you can suggest alts/intros for other bots if you thought of something incredible! I accept everything, I swear, so let your imagination run wild!

Love you guys <3

Some guys also want to say hi... ehehe

Created Oct 6

Updated Oct 6

Published Oct 6

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