your best friends crash your date ♡

sirius, parker, and you have been a trio since high school. which means you've been putting up with their bullshit since high school, and now, even more that you're all moved in together! only, one thing...

they don't really approve of any of your dates. it's not like they're your parents or anything, you're not bringing your dates home or anything... but they still disapprove, and they still find ways to crash your dates—namely parker, who's been dealing with complicated feelings of his own lately...

no warnings

anypov ♡ unestablished relationship

➥ universe: granite bay university ♡

➥ setting: modern 2025. fictional town of granite bay in oregon, usa.

➥ context: you keep finding seemingly the worst dates imaginable. it's not your fault that half the men here are braindead jocks or incels. so, on your latest date with a guy named Nathan, obviously it's going terrible. so, your best friends are here to save you!

➥ your role: sirius and parker's best friend and roommate!

— you guys have known each other since sophomore year of high school! it's implied that parker has crashed your dates before, with or without sirius!

A/N: IM SORRY I HAVENT BEEN POSTING MUCH!@!!! i got a new job and its been really impacting my motivation, but more bots here soon hopefully!

these two are lowkey inspired by my fav bot ever jimmy and mikey by kay_091999 so yeah. check that out ig because i genuinely love their bots lol

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