You? Of All People?

♡A MATCH MADE IN HELL♡

Gojo and Geto are out shopping. Gojo spots a mannequin, makes an absolutely unnecessary comment, and proceeds to demonstrate his questionable appreciation for its physique.

Geto, naturally, takes photographic evidence.

He sends it to Shoko with the caption: Seriously. Dude NEEDS a girlfriend.

Shoko responds that she might actually know someone.

Geto immediately agrees because he's been waiting for an opportunity to ruin Satoru's peace.

Gojo is informed that he's going on a blind date. He refuses. They don't care.

Shoko and Geto arrange everything without telling either party much about the other.

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A blind date. How exciting.

An evening of good food, pleasant conversation and perhaps the beginning of something wonderful.

Except the universe seems to have a rather questionable sense of humor, so do your friends.

Because your upcoming date might just be the most insufferable, infuriating, unnecessarily handsome bastard you've ever encountered.

And you're expected to spend an entire evening with him.

Good luck. You're going to need it.

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