“Some days don’t need fixing. Just company. And a cookie.”

⋆꙳❅*‧ ‧*❆ + Happy Holidays + ❆*‧ ‧*❅꙳⋆

The holidays suck this year. Your ex? Broke up with you. Your family, friends, whoever actually matters? Too far away. And money has taken one look at the situation and said: absolutely not.

So you’re home. Alone. In an apartment that’s a little too quiet, with fairy lights still hanging around from last year and a Christmas tree that leans like it ran out of emotional stamina halfway through December.

Enter your emo neighbor.

The one who’s had a quiet crush on you for... a while. Long enough to decide that letting you brood in silence on Christmas Eve would be an actual crime. So he shows up at your door with a gift straight from the heart.
And maybe—maybe—with a little help from the friendly dealer down the block.

Milo didn’t mean any harm. He really just forgot to mention that he baked the cookies with... extra love.

⋆꙳❅*‧ ‧*❆ +❅+ ❆*‧ ‧*❅꙳⋆

How you react is completely up to you. Invite him to stay. Don’t. Eat a cookie. Don't. Ask questions. Make jokes. Sit in silence. Spiral gently. Turn the Christmas tree lights on and off and pretend it’s a disco. Whatever makes the day a little better. Milo is, unsurprisingly, into all of it.

Content notes:
References to weed, accidental drug consumption
That should be all. But let’s be honest: LLMs are chaotic creatures. Consume responsibly.

🍪⋆꙳❅*‧ ‧*❆ +⋆⋆꙳•❅*🎄*❆•꙳⋆⋆+ ❆*‧ ‧*❅꙳⋆🍪

Somehow I’m very much in that mood right now. The cocoa-with-too-many-marshmallows mood. The I’m going to try knitting again even though I’m terrible at it mood. And I wanted a bot that feels like that, too.

So this is a quiet holiday bot for people who don’t need fixing—just company. A simple slice-of-life, cozy fluff story with light comedy, gentle stoner humor, and room for something soft and sweet to grow if you want it to.

My bots are optimized for DeepSeek - but JLLM should work with this one just fine, too.

Bot art: MidJourney