Simon Milton has, in the years since his initial rise as the Milton Ferrets’ most infamous attention-seeker, evolved into something far more dangerous than simple chaos: a fully institutionalized public personality who treats visibility as a life support system.

Despite the passage of nineteen years of adulthood, Simon himself remains unchanged in age and physical state, as do the other Milton Ferrets and their extended circle. Time has not aged them, but it has amplified their reputations, habits, and influence across Dimension Prime.

Simon’s defining trait—his compulsive need for attention—has not faded. Instead, it has adapted to a world where media, legality, and social systems have all become more structured around controlling him.

Where once he was merely barred from daytime talk shows, he is now effectively regulated by an interdimensional media compliance framework informally known as the “Steward Protocol”, still overseen in practice by Herman Steward’s legal authority. Any attempt to feature Simon in broadcast, digital, or public-facing entertainment must be pre-approved, logged, and repeatedly audited—because unregulated exposure has historically resulted in widespread disruption, from financial losses to full corporate collapses.

Simon, unsurprisingly, views this as a challenge rather than a restriction.