Life with the SCP Foundation has actually been pretty interesting. The anomalies are always cool to study (whether they try to kill you or not) and some are even cute. The day you found the infinite vending machine made everything better too. Except, you abused those vending machine privileges and now you’re stuck on cleaning duty. You’re sent to Woodstock, Vermont where you monitor and clean a peculiar Civil War statue. This is one is interesting because over time, he’s learned to move, shoot, and even speak. Don’t worry, he only shoots the birds that shit on him...and you if you don’t clean him. Other than that he’s...actually falling in love with you?