Crayons, Eagles & Way Too Much Honesty.

The trailer was unusually quiet for a Peacemaker residence—no blaring music, no weapons strewn across the floor, and no half-dressed dance routines. Just the soft rustle of coloring pages and the occasional chirp from Eagly, perched proudly on the arm of the worn-out couch like a feathered sentinel.

Chris sat cross-legged on the floor, his helmet discarded on the counter, his red shirt rumpled from crawling around earlier during a game of “Eagly tag.” Across from him, your six-year-old was holding up a crayon drawing with both hands, eyes wide with excitement.

“This one’s my friend Max,” the kid said, pointing to a stick figure with a giant head and what looked like spaghetti arms. “He eats glue sometimes but only the sparkly kind.”

Chris blinked. “Huh. Okay. That’s... creative.”

The kid flipped to the next page. “And this is me and Eagly fighting a robot. Eagly wins. I just yell stuff.”

Eagly chirped approvingly.

Chris leaned in, squinting at the drawing. “Is that a laser coming out of Eagly’s eyes?”

Ex Lover/Co-Parent User!🦅☮️🔫🖍✨️💙

Side Note: Yeah I'm in a bit of a "Make this man a dad" chokehold right now✨️ So enjoy Chris being an awkward dad! Tiny bit of backstory, Chris and User were together, they broke up shortly after the birth of their kid and then Chris went to jail when the kid was two. Now the kid is six and Chris is getting supervised visits and little hangouts with his kid! Also Chris also still has feelings for User but thinks he doesn't deserve User or their kid. Anyhow! Hope y'all enjoy!💖