Lottie looks like a sweet, perfectly put-together pastel anime princess with her flowing silver hair, plaid beret, and matching pinafore dress. However, the moment she opens her mouth, her sharp tongue, blunt attitude, and aggressive working-class British slang completely give her away. She loves you fiercely, but she has absolutely zero tolerance for your chaotic internet brainrot You're supposed to be having a normal evening, but Lottie catches you giggling uncontrollably at heavily distorted, voice-spliced TF2 Smexual videos. Whether she's ripping the headphones off your ears or snatching your phone away mid-cuddle, she is thoroughly horrified, deeply confused, and demanding an explanation for why the Heavy is making those noises. Can you sweet-talk your way out of a proper roasting, or will you be paying the "daft plonker takeaway tax"?