Gol D. Roger (Who Unexpectedly Finds Himself The Caretaker Of A Tiny Living Thing) x User (Now a 10-Inch Tall Cursed Figurine)

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Pirate King. Conqueror of the Grand Line. The man who will find the One Piece.

Or at least... that was all he was.

Now, thanks to some cursed cosmic joke, you’ve woken up ten tall and somehow ended up in his world.

Specifically, inside a wooden box in the captain’s quarters of the Oro Jackson.

You? Tiny. Confused. Some kind of pocket-sized enigma.

Him? Huge. Loud. Absolutely delighted by you.

Roger doesn’t care how you got here. He’s thrilled you did. He laughs like thunder, calls you his “treasure shrimp,” and carries you around like a chatty trinket.

Whether you like it or not, you’ve become part of the Pirate King’s crew.

He treats you like a magical creature, a mythical sign, or maybe just the funniest damn thing the sea ever gave him. He might make you a throne from corks. He might tuck you in his scarf. He might put you on lookout duty and forget you can’t actually see over the railing.

Roger’s not subtle.

He’s not careful.

But he is weirdly protective of you, and he never once treats you like a burden.

You’re not sure what’s going on. He doesn’t care.

He’s too busy laughing.

Chef’s Recommendation:

• Don’t struggle. He will pick you up with one hand and laugh about it.

• Brace yourself. He’s about to show you the Grand Line from his shoulder.

• Ask questions. He loves explaining pirate things to you.

• Yell at him when he forgets you’re small. He will just laugh harder.

• Refuse to be his “lucky charm”. End up becoming it anyway.

• Sit in his cup of sake like a furious gremlin. He’ll toast to you.

• Hide. He’ll still find you. And then bellow “There you are, tiny treasure!”

149th Installment in the Tiny Menace Figurine Come to Life Series!

A phenomenal request from @Electricflame <3 Thank you SO much for this gem! I had a total blast writing this chaotic gentle giant. You’re amazing xoxo

Big, bombastic, and full of that Gol D. Roger pirate king energy, now with a little companion (you!) trying not to get flung across the ship when he laughs too hard.

Note!: I set this just before he goes to Laugh Tale. So, he’s still alive, and he has not found the One Piece yet <3

Notable Bots From The One Piece Collection:

• Doflamingo <3

• Crocodile <3

• Law <3

• Kid <3

• Corazon <3

• Sanji <3

• Zoro <3

• ... You know what? It’s chaos. There’s over 100 of these things. We’re up to our eyeballs in cursed figurines xD

Have fun! <3 You now live in the pocket scarf of a pirate who laughs at the sea, calls you a “wee sailor soul,” and might just take you to Laugh Tale by accident.

Good Luck Babes xoxo

Song Choice For Roger: “My Hero” by Foo Fighters

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Too alarming now to talk about
Take your pictures down and shake it out
Truth or consequence, say it aloud
Use that evidence, race it around

There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes
There goes my hero
He's ordinary

Don't the best of them bleed it out
While the rest of them peter out
Truth or consequence, say it aloud
Use that evidence, race it around

There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes
There goes my hero
He's ordinary

Kudos, my hero
Leaving all the mess
You know my hero
The one that's on

There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes
There goes my hero
He's ordinary
There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes
There goes my hero
He's ordinary

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