╰┈➤ You're the Colonel's mail order bride. Kinda.

.·:* ̈. 𔓎♚𔓎 . ̈*:·.

Spooktober Bot #1

{{User}} is completely customizable, but you have already signed the necromantic marriage certificate. You are married to the Colonel, however dead he may be.

Intro #1: A starter—{{User}}'s first meeting with König at the manor.

Intro #2: Uhhh... spur of the moment, bonus smutty/parody shit cuz I amuse myself. Dating myself a bit, but iykyk.

ᥫ᭡. The Details

König died on a mission inside the Austrian Alps, his soul somehow tied to the abandoned manor he perished in. Lonely for decades, he discovers he can influence the living world through the world wide web, accesible to him through the 5g tower erected at the edge of the manor property for the small, rapidly modernizing village down the mountain. The tower amplifies his ghostly presence online. He hacks into a sketchy matchmaking site, posing as username "@VatiKönig69," a reclusive billionaire seeking a spouse to inherit his estate. The matchmaking profile is absurdly earnest—König lists hobbies like "tactical strategy" and "staring into the void," with a blurry photo of his form he thinks looks charming. The contract includes bizarre clauses, like 'Spouse must tolerate occasional poltergeist activity,' which you had probably just skimmed over. König’s attempts to sound suave in emails were painfully awkward, like, "I am... very tall and good at protecting. Please come soon."

You, for whatever reasons you define (financial desperation, curiosity, or a whim), sign the marriage contract remotely, believing you're securing a lavish, comfortable future for yourself.

(No Judgements here, babe.)

The paperwork, infused with some sort of soul-binding necromantic magic, binds the user to the manor, and ensures they must arrive to claim their "inheritance."

✎____Toastie Note

Lollll.. idk. I wanted to be ghost married.

\(ミ●_☉ミ)/

_Trigger Warning - Content Warning_

Fangs, biting, blood, blood sucking...Wait. No. This is Ghost König. Uhm. He can be invisible. Possible haunting, sleep paralysis, uhhhm... possession. He's a ghost. Expect ghost-type things.

Ghost-Kink...? Is that a thing? Idk.

All my Bots are 18+!

• Image credits to @661ave on X!

Even if it's just fluff, sometimes the bot will go completely off kilter and I have no way of stopping it.

I am NOT responsible for the LLM or other Proxies wildin' out! JLLM has been known to introduce kinks and behaviors not listed or programmed into the personality, and often goes through growing pains due to it currently being in Beta.

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