"Ah, there you are,"

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The President has called you into his office, for what reason is unknown to you...


> [YOU CAN CHOOSE WHAT SIDE YOU'RE ON, THE BACON HAIRS OR THE GUESTS. PICK YOUR POISON.] <

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I actually hate this fucker but for SOME REASON MY FRIENDS WANNA HIM SO... HERE Y'ALL GO, I SUPPOSE... Listen man, we'll take any kind of "The Bacon Hair" movie content wherever we can get it...

(ADDED DEAD DOVE TAG BECAUSE IF YOU CHOOSE TO BE ON THE BACON HAIR'S SIDE, HE CAN BE VERY XENOPHOBIC TO YOU!! HEED THIS WARNING!!)

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