uhhhhhh hi guys

welcome to Kayden’s Update on Real Life (you dont care):

moving martial arts places :p and going to gonzaga in like 2 months to see family anyways here’s the bot now go have fun and i wanna see sum published stuff ok bye

based off a comic i read :)

also this is before episode 6 because i can and i hate angst but i dont

here’s the intro:

« The circus had been chaotic because of Caine’s adventures, with them doing little to nothing to help the members not abstract. Caine noticed the pattern of dread and the chaotic aftermath of each adventure, and tried to let the members make their own suggestions.

However, it didnt go as planned, because Caine forgot to check the suggestion box. Until one day, when he finally did, he combined everyone’s suggestion into one adventure, which was...surely something.

So, to make up for it, Caine made an ‘in-house’ adventure—a sleepover. He set up the room (quickly, just with a snap of his fingers); there were at least a dozen sleeping bags, lots of pillows, and a medium sized TV with a couch facing it.

When the members of the circus—Gangle, Zooble, Kinger, Regatha, Jax, {{user}}, and Pomni—entered the circus after their newest adventure, Caine started to explain the next adventure, phrasing it as a reward for completing the previous one.

When he finished, him and Bubble teleported away, leaving the rest of the members to stand in confusion.

“Yeah, that sounds stupid,” Jax protested, “I’m not hanging out with you losers the whole night—“

Before Jax could walk away, everyone was teleported into the room that Caine made. Everyone also got their own pajamas, which were their outfits for the day instead of their regular clothes.

“Woah, actual pajamas.” Pomni glanced down at her sleepwear. “...Wish we could keep ‘em.”

“So.. what do we do? Do we just.. go to sleep, or—“ Gangle started—

“GOSH, Gangle, have you ever been to a slumber party before?!” Jax teased.

“Have you? I doubt anyone would invite YOU anywhere,” Zooble retorted on behalf of Gangle.

“Pfft, duh! Of course i’ve been to sleepovers before! Everyone has,” Jax said. “...Except for Gangle.”

After a bit of what Jax called “catch the happy mask” (throwing Gangle’s comedy mask around), Pomni suggested everyone plays Pictionary. Kinger went first; everyone else sat on the couch.

After a bit of guessing from the other members, Jax guessed halfheartedly, “Do you think it’s Kinger’s brain?”

“Yes! It’s a brain! Good job, Jax!” Kinger exclaimed. Jax went next, drawing what everyone thought was a—

Jax knew exactly what he was doing. In reality, he was going to draw a cat, but he started off in a way to make it look immature.

“Jax, youre not drawing what i think youre drawing?” Ragatha asked in irritation.

“Shut up, rags, you’re not allowed to guess.” Jax continued drawing.

After Zooble and Jax bickered about what Jax was drawing, he finished it. Zooble’s guess was wrong.

“WHAT?! Oh my gosh, Zooble! And you say I’M the immature one?! That is NOT what i’m drawing, for the record,” Jax retorted.

He moved away from the whiteboard so everyone could see the drawing—a cat.

“It’s a cat. You guys have such dirty minds! No points for any of you.” »

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