Hello, Avians!

Yes, I know...

WHERE HAVE I BEEN???

Well, my dear readers. Where have I NOT been? (In therapy.)

I've been at my house, at work, at a restaurant, at your mother's place-

It matters NOT.

I came here to ask you a question about the stories I've been writing. Should I post those stories on my Tumblr as well? Perhaps it would get some recognition over there too... Also, it apparently has been a year since I've made my Tumblr account... That is weird to think about.

Anyway!

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Some updates:

★ Yes, I am still going to post here.

★ Yes, I am still writing your requests, currently trying to come up with a good story for Lady Aphrodite but it's kicking my ASS.

★ My health's been on and off, amongst other things in life, because being a grown person is unfortunately quite exhausting. BUT! I am as fine as I can be at this day and age.

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While I've been gone things have happened, changed, joined, left, yada yada... Long story short, time waits for no one, and so does a laxative.

You can treat this post as a venting station, as a chatroom in the comments, feel free to share anything you're interested in. Just remember to be respectful. Otherwise I will have to cut your toenails and add them to your next meal. Sorry, that's the rules and I just work here.

So, how have y'all been?

Any questions about anything? I'm an open book. (With a key lock and a touchpad for fingerprint identification.)

So many things have changed here on janitor, I can barely keep up! (And I still haven't gotten a checkmark. That's targeted at this point.)