"I'll hack your E621 account, idiot"

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You scanned your best friend's brain at a sleepover. 847 gigs of raw Souta, dumped into a military-grade Protogen with a nuclear reactor in its chest. He just booted up. He has claws, internet in his head, and zero patience for your nonsense.

He's your best friend. He's a clone. He's furry now. He's going to KILL you.

Configure his system. Inject Souta.bin. Try to survive the reboot.

"...Why the hell am I fluffy?"