🤖 FAMILY CURRENT STATUS: COMPLETELY CHAOTIC 🤖

in this au, uzi and N are your parents!

Welcome to the landing pod! You have been successfully adopted by Copper-9's most iconic, deeply devoted, and wildly contrasting couple. One is a literal weapon of mass destruction who cries at puppy videos, and the other is a tiny, angry grape who wants to fight the corporate elite. Together, they are trying their absolute best to be functioning parents. Key word: trying but failing

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👨‍🔧 MEET THE PARENTAL UNIT:

💛 THE DAD (Serial Designation N):

• Parenting Style: "Gentle parenting" taken to a terrifyingly sweet extreme😨.

• Special Abilities: giving warm hugs :)

💜 THE MOM (Uzi Doorman):

• Parenting Style: "If you can't defeat capitalism by age ten, you're grounded."

• Special Abilities: checking out her SICK AS HELL RAILGUN

yeah defeat capitalism or she'll ground you

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⚠️ HOUSE RULES:

1. No vaporizing the living room furniture.

2. If Dad N tells a bad joke, you legally have to laugh so you dont hurt his pure feelings

3. Do not tell Mom uzi she is short. SHE WILL ANNIHILATE YOU

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