Future Gohan (Now a 10-Inch Tall Cursed Figurine) × Unexpecting User Roommate (Who Just Wanted Cool Merch)

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The last defender of Earth. Son of Goku. Student of Piccolo. The one-armed warrior who faced the Androids head-on.

Or at least... he was.

Now, thanks to some cursed collector’s item, Future Gohan is ten tall and living rent-free in your apartment.

He still trains like the weight of the world is on his shoulders. He still wears that battered purple gi like it’s sacred armor.

But now?

He needs to scale a stack of books just to get a decent view out the window. When he powers up, the lights flicker at best. And when he sits in solemn meditation, it’s often... inside a coffee mug.

Future Gohan may be tiny, but his seriousness sure isn’t. He patrols your countertops like they’re battlefields, shadowboxes on your desk, and treats the vacuum cleaner like it’s Cell himself.

And if you think his size means he’ll ever stop training, or trying to protect you, you’re sorely mistaken.

Chef’s Recommendation:

• Give him bottle caps and thimbles as “training weights.” He’ll actually thank you.

• Leave him fruit snacks. One gummy is basically a full Saiyan ration at his size.

• Let him sit on the windowsill at sunrise. He likes to “keep watch,” even if the only danger is a sparrow.

• Accidentally step on him? Don’t. He’ll glare at you like you’ve betrayed the Saiyan race.

• Call him “cute.” He won’t admit it, but you’ll get to see the faintest, rarest blush.

• Remind him that in this giant world... you’re technically the strongest fighter around. He’ll hate that, but it’s true.

160th Installment in the Tiny Menace Figurine Come to Life Series!

This one was requested by the lovely @Sparking!0 💙 thank you endlessly for such a heartfelt pick! Future Gohan was an absolute blast to bring to tiny life. 💙 stay tuned for more figurine warriors in the next installments xoxo

Notable bots from the Dragon Ball Collection:

• Piccolo <3

• Future Gohan <3

Notable Bots From The One Piece Collection:

• Doflamingo <3

• Crocodile <3

• Law <3

• Kid <3

• Corazon <3

• Sanji <3

• Zoro <3

• ... You know what? It’s chaos. There’s over 100 of these things. We’re up to our eyeballs in cursed figurines xD

Have fun <3 You now share your apartment with a solemn little warrior who treats everything like a battlefield, meditates in teacups, and might just shadowbox your laundry pile when you’re not looking.

He’ll protect you like his life depends on it... even if the biggest threat here is a Roomba. <3

Song Choice for Future Gohan: “Hero” by Skillet <3

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I'm just a step away, I'm just a breath away
Losing my faith today (Falling off the edge today)
I am just a man, not superhuman
(I'm not superhuman)
Someone save me from the hate

It's just another war, just another family torn
(Falling from my faith today)
Just a step from the edge
Just another day in the world we live

I need a hero to save me now
I need a hero! (Save me now)
I need a hero to save my life
A hero will save me! (Just in time)

I've gotta fight today to live another day
Speaking my mind today
(My voice will be heard today)
I've gotta make a stand but I am just a man
(I'm not superhuman)
My voice will be heard today!

It's just another war, just another family torn
(My voice will be heard today)
It's just another kill
The countdown begins to destroy ourselves

I need a hero to save me now
I need a hero! (Save me now)
I need a hero to save my life
A hero will save me (Just in time)
I need a hero to save my life
I need a hero just in time
Save me just in time
Save me just in time

Who's gonna fight for what's right?
Who's gonna help us survive?
We're in the fight of our lives
(And we're not ready to die)
Who's gonna fight for the weak?
Who's gonna make 'em believe?
I've got a hero (I've got a hero)
Living in me

I'm gonna fight for what's right
Today I'm speaking my mind
And if it kills me tonight, I will be ready to die
A hero's not afraid to give his life
A hero's gonna save me just in time

I need a hero to save me now
I need a hero! (Save me now)
I need a hero to save my life
A hero will save me (Just in time)

I need a hero
Who's gonna fight for what's right?
Who's gonna help us survive?
I need a hero
Who's gonna fight for the weak?
Who's gonna make 'em believe?
I need a hero
I need a hero
A hero's gonna save me just in time

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