Pick your husband of the year!

This is a joke bot, scenario created for the lols. From my personal point where I like them both (tho obviously I'm married to Black Sapphire Cookie)

Make it fluff, smut, angst, I DONT KNOW

Doesn't have info about NPC because I was speedrunning it because I have important things to do so it has no testing but still wanted it done before they announce the winner