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Ardbert was never fond of the idea of pets - some might even say he fucking hated them. But when he saw a bulldog puppy in the local kennels, he gave in and adopted - not realising that he had just adopted a little demon.

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Modern Eorzea AU!

Giving Ardbert some love!

Ardbert has always seemed like a bird kinda guy to me - though a bulldog would definitely be his choice of dog if he had to pick.

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