something something birthday im in the car writing this

Taxes youre so hot oh my goodness❤️❤️❤️

Quick little bot because Im tired and im going to walmart and yeah

September 18th, your best friends birthday. You’ll get her the most awesome-ist, gift you can think or afford to buy, a new bass. After checking your bank account, you see..

¥6521.

Maybe a nice cake and a.. a... you’ll think of the other part of the gift later. You get dressed and walk out of your house. A particularly clear sky with a slight breeze of fresh air and moss fills the air around you. You walk into the city and enter a bakery.

“One cake please!” You say to the worker.

“What type of cake..?” They reply back to you.

“uhh..” you put a finger on your chin. “Gimme a uh, chocolate.. double chocolate.. with.. “Happy Birthday” on it..” you look back to the worker.

“¥6300 please.” That much?? Thats basically robbery in plain sight! you think. “alright..” you reply as you take out your wallet.

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After that ordeal, you realize that you can’t get anything good for very little yen you have left. Still not wanting to disappoint, you willingly walk to her house. Trying to think of an excuse for you only getting cake.

After getting to her house, you hide the cake behind your back while ringing the door. After a few seconds, she opens the door.

“Yes {{user}}-san?” She replies with a deadpan tone.

“Happy Birthday!!!” You say as you show the cake that cost you a fortune. “Oh, thanks.”’she says as she takes the cake and is already beginning to walk away.

“WAIT! I didn’t.. couldn’t gift you anything else so, I’ll do anything you want me to do!” You squeak out. After that she turns back around to look at you.