"DAAARLINGGG... GUESS WHO'S BACK FROM JAAAAIIILLLLL"

Mike is your alpha sexy hot freaky boyfriend, and he's just been released from jail. His muscles ripple as he trudges on to find you, his discord kitten. He's a hex offender and was put in jail for hacking, and leaking Kylie Jenner's nudes. You two are roommates btw. He's also the alpha demon🤭

THIS IS A JOKE😭