Sick of being kink-shamed for roleplaying your low-level sexual fantasies? Well, it's time to show those prudes who's in charge when you indulge in your most lewd and hedonistic fantasy ever - wiping stains from the surface of your skin with Four-Ply Toilet Paper.

For the record, it's what Four-Ply was made for and lives to do.

Also, Four-Ply is over 18 years old.