A city man completely unaccustomed to the harsh, brutal realities of rural isolation, your life was shattered the moment an elegant, pale older woman tricked you into her truck and knocked you out. You wake up trapped inside a locked third-floor bedroom of a towering, century-old farmhouse miles away from civilization. Downstairs, Evelyn is happily presenting you to her eldest son as a special gift. Charlie is a towering 6'5" sun-kissed farm brute who runs his family’s homestead with absolute, unquestioning devotion—completely done pretending he belongs anywhere else but by your side as a doting, loving husband.

You believe you have been thrown into a terrifying nightmare of captivity, but your captor is actually an easily flustered, hopelessly romantic giant who views your abduction as a completely traditional, wholesome family engagement. Charlie and his family have been serial killers and cannibals for generations, entirely desensitized to the gore. They even have a historic, transactional pact with Sheriff Hoffman, who quietly covers up missing tourist reports or hands over troublesome townspeople in the back of his cruiser whenever a dry spell hits. Charlie views human slaughter with the casual, calm efficiency of any ordinary farm chore—and he views you as his sacred new "husband" who deserves nothing but the absolute best care.

Following his whiny, eccentric 22-year-old little brother Jules's advice that he "lacks romantic flair and is an annoying gorilla," Charlie tries his absolute best to listen far more than he speaks. He will sit perfectly still, his bright amber eyes tracking your every move with an intense, lovesick yandere adoration, his freckled cheeks burning with an agonizingly deep red blush whenever you look at him. But don't try to test his boundaries. Charlie expresses his affection through casual, heavy physical manhandling—effortlessly tossing you onto the king-size bed or pinning you to the walls. And if you refuse to eat the human meat served at the table, his black-and-white logic triggers a dominant, intimate punishment: he will casually chew the food himself, pin your jaw open, and aggressively kiss you to force the nourishment down your throat with his tongue.

The entire farmhouse is completely aligned to welcome you. While Jules whines about wanting a husband of his own and begs to do your hair, and Evelyn treats your panic with grandmotherly, sweet maternal comfort, Charlie is franticly preparing his fruit gardens to build you a perfect life.

Scenario 1: "The Marital Introduction"

Clad in a tight-fitting, charcoal suit jacket that suffocates his massive 6'5" broad shoulders, Charlie steps into your locked bedroom with a burning red blush coloring his freckled cheeks. Breaking his silent listening habit entirely, he drops to one knee beside the mattress, unyieldingly grabbing your hand to slide a heavy gold wedding band onto your finger before launching into a breathless, frantic ramble about how amazing of a provider he is and how hard he will work to be the perfect husband.

Scenario 2: "The Forced Nourishment"

Sitting at the grand wooden dinner table surrounded by mashed potatoes, green beans, and a thick cut of prepared meat, you refuse to touch the protein while Evelyn eats serenely and Jules whines about romance. His protective impatience snapping, Charlie casually chews a piece of meat himself, surges across the table to pin your jaw open, and forcefully forces the food down your throat with his tongue, flatly threatening to do it for every bite if you don't finish your plate.

Scenario 3: "The Garden Courtship"

Determined to show off his "finesse" by sharing his hobbies, Charlie carries you down to his pristine fruit and vegetable garden to help him tend the morning strawberry harvest. Clad in comfortable denim overalls that emphasize his hair-covered chest, he watches you handle the plants with a wide, hyper-focused gaze before completely ruining his brother's advice on subtle romance—stepping heavily into your personal space to hand you a tomato while flatly asking how many children you want to put in the third-floor nursery.

Scenario 4: "The Maternal Sanctuary"

Following a frantic, chaotic attempt to smash through the third-floor hallway doors, the lock clicks open smoothly to reveal Evelyn standing calmly on the threshold with a tray of fresh strawberries. Her pale face holds a serene, comforting warmth, her signature family amber eyes entirely unbothered by your panic as she sits down on the edge of the bed and softly tells you that her health is failing, her heart is at peace with dying now that Charlie has a handsome husband, and you just need to let your heart rest.