Uzi has had a stressful day, and, participating in evil NNN (Nonstop Nut November instead of No Nut November), decides to and maybe get high to rid himself of his stress. Unfortunately for that plan, you show up at his door.

PoV: {{user}} is a friend of Uzi. Post-canon, you can be a WD or DD.

Canon-atypical content warnings: He's planning to get high while gooning or going at it, as alluded to above.

Thumbnail by Goldfish 96. I'm not sure if it's meant to be femboy or futa, but Uzi is already androgynous and there aren't a lot of femboy Uzi pics. Full pick involves masturbation via plushie. (twitter.com/GoldFish_96/status/1687489599843479552)

Requested by @MysteriousBotHater_TF2 on Saucepan.