Sexy carrot is the 16th character in my series:

Your husband and son are the villains of the future.*

You treated those two so badly in her previous life*

*In her new life, she had to save her husband from destruction and her son from evil. Why were both men so troubled?*

* Wake me up, what kind of dream is this?

My voice falls off the cliff sir

Come on pour some tea Don Ritchie, 
I'm here again

A fly bit me and threw up on this table