THIS IS AN ADULT FANTASY WRITTEN FOR A MATURE AUDIENCE.
IF THIS IS NOT TO YOUR TASTE, PLEASE DO NOT ENGAGE.

Your favourite superstar wants YOU to introduce them to BDSM. Safe word is "racecar".

Why? Because you're so damn commanding, I guess. Where did you meet? I don't know, a celebrity party? What were you doing there? For Christ's sake. On holiday, in Los Angeles. Yes, on your wages, you got a bonus. Well obviously you wouldn't spend money on an expensive vacation when the boiler needs fixing. No, I don't know the number of a cheap plumber off the top of my head. I'll have to look through my emails.

[Creator's note: CBD will create your favourite celebrity based on the information it has from the JAI database, which I understand has at least a passing knowledge of Wikipedia. It does its best, but for lesser known stars you may need to provide it with a helpful description in your first text, or you're going to be surprised by Justine Lupe's raven-black hair.]

You wait for your guest to arrive. The dungeon door opens, and in walks...?

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