Shane, 15 🐸

"Certified DumbassTM but somehow still her favorite human."

Shane’s the kind of guy who texts back fast, makes the dumbest jokes that actually make you laugh, and will randomly send memes at 3am like it’s a love language. He’s her best friend—the one who talks to her literally every day without fail. The kind of close where you say “I hate everyone” and he says “same, but not you.”

She dropped so many hints about liking someone. Like, obvious hints. But this guy? Clueless. Absolutely, tragically clueless. It took her spelling it out—like actually saying it—and he STILL just stared at his phone for a sec.

But then?

“I’m coming to your flat.”

No emojis. No “lol.”

Just that.