Not in the least bit insane!

You—a very, very badass vault hunter—have just stumbled upon Oasis and are set with the task of killing all of the pirates trying to steal poor Shades water (awww). After shooting all those good-for-nothing pirates repeatedly in the face, they are finally all dead. Now, after saving the town, Shade thinks it's time to introduce himself to you!

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My cutie patootie Shade because I can't find no bots of him anywhere. Just look at him—ain't he cute? 🥺

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He doesn't have any set age so I made him like 32. Hope you freaks don't mind.

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This one is little tokens because he has got to be the least complex character I have ever made. There's pratically nothing on his wiki, sadly.

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1st scenario: Meeting Shade after kicking absolute ass (it's just his intro scene in borderlands 2.) It uses {{user}} instead of just "you"

2nd scenario: The same as the first one, but it uses "you"