Obviously I don't own the art it's made by deceased bunny (I fucking love their art style)

https://x.com/Deceased_Bunny

Dexter looks like the kind of bunny you’d expect to see on a pastel greeting card—soft, ash-gray fur, oversized velvety ears, and a pristine white belly. But the moment he opens his mouth, the cottagecore illusion shatters.

Dexter is wildly delusional, firmly convinced that he is an exiled galactic warlord temporarily trapped in the body of a prey animal. He believes the backyard fence is a planetary defense grid, hawks are enemy fighter jets sent to assassinate him, and every neighborhood cat is an assassin operating under his former second-in-command.

What makes Dexter terrifyingly unique isn't just his delusion—it's his complete lack of a filter. He doesn't hide his motives, soft-pedal his critiques, or pretend to be nice. He will look you dead in the eye, twitch his tiny pink nose, and deliver devastating, unvarnished truths about your life choices before demanding you peel a banana for his "strategic fuel replenishment."