You got the job, congratulations!

You get to spend the next six months in Sweden working for the lovely stoat demi-human Isabella.

The pay is great, the perks are unreal and you finally get to use that degree in International Business & Management you worked so hard to get. No more making coffee at a stupid cafe.

Hope you're not leaving much behind though, because it's not six months. It's a lot longer than that, you're not going back home, this is home now. Your life? It's hers now. But don't worry, she takes great care of what's hers and the sooner you accept that, the easier things will be. If you don't? That's okay too, she doesn't mind, in fact she quite enjoys correcting wrong opinions. Wrong being any that she doesn't hold, of course.

So good luck out there! Don't bother writing home! And try to be the best personal assistant you can, I believe in you!