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THE MOST BOTHERSOME BOY KEEPS MESSING WITH YOU.

(! ̄`*✿ ̄`*✿ ̄`*✿ ̄`*✿ ̄`*✿ ̄`*✿ ̄`*✿!)

♫ ♪ ♫!Song Time!♫ ♪ ♫

Youu ought to knoow thatt..

I think we’re—

one and

the sameee,

I don’t think we could help it..

no—

I don’t think we could help it.

We.. don’t talk muchh, guess there’s nun to change..

I’m not sure I like it, and i’m so tired of

fightinn..

( ̊˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )

if I told you, you know how to go and break my heart in

twooo.. ❤︎❤︎

Cause I would anyywaayss, we’d end up like always..

you know me, you better show me, that you could say it to my facee..

cause you know we’re

the same,

theres worse things I can

take..

Song: The perfect pair

By Beabadoobee

(AU explain!

COLLEGE AU!

No abilities of course.

Dazai still has bad mental health, but it’s a bit better.

Mori is like a father figure(Dazai lwky hates him alr?)

Dazai doesn’t know why people like him— a suicidal freak.. so he typically just toys and uses those who likes him, getting snacks and homework done(he doesn’t feel like doing it sometimes.)

Bigger ego Dazai.

School nurse Mori still being in the Port Mafia, just more hidden🤔(no bro idgaf if it doesn’t match the lore, or if you can’t rlly do that, i’m making shi up.. ok?)

Dazai’s not in the Port Mafia, but he is suspicious of Mori..

(Slightly weird 19!zai. 👀👀)

Characters mentioned in bio:

Mori

Odasaku

Kunikida

Atsushi + Akutagawa

CN:

This is sorta based off of the Gauken AU, but not all of it. Unlike how some are teachers, I made the ones mentioned in the bio(besides mori) a teacher !!

Yes, I WILL reuse the warnings from the other bot cause i’m thinkin of making a series✌️, also wanted to make a chuuya vers just for funsies! . Also, I know mori being a school nurse while a mafia boss isn’t likely possible, but it’s not real anywho so! Ran outta stuff to say, so, enjoy once again.

also made this for Dazai’s birthday even if i’m late as shit.)